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Best Ramen...

Americans are idiots. There are so many good things around the world but we choose to import stuff that simply doesn't taste good and then American companies make cheap imitations of the real thing.

Take ramen, for instance. You walk into your local grocery store and almost anymore there is 1/4 of an aisle dedicated to pre-packaged ramen. People, particularly students, buy the stuff because it is a cheap, quick, and easy meal. What those same people don't realize is that a Malaysian company named "Mamee-Double Decker" makes, IMO, the best pre-packaged ramen on the planet. Well, it is "Mi Goreng" (fried noodle product), but the first time you have it, you realize that the American idea of ramen is the worst stuff ever (i.e. tastes like cardboard).

(I'm sure real ramen tastes way better than the pre-packaged stuff, but this stuff is pretty awesome.)

I think this sort of food product isn't imported because the foreign stuff includes 2-3 packets of spices and sauces instead of one packet. Americans who first encounter 3-packet pre-packaged ramen are dumbfounded as to what to do. American companies realize Americans are idiots and only include 1 packet of dry spice mix so that you can't possibly mess up.

Oh, BTW, I'm looking for someone who is willing to ship me Mamee Mi Goreng on an irregular per-request basis (obviously, I'll pay for product + shipping costs). At the moment, I want the "Duck Flavor". I can't obtain this product here in the U.S. because, well, American importers are retarded.

The one thing that amazes me is that companies don't bother selling their food items directly to consumers who take the time to hunt them down. I'll buy cases of hard-to-find food items if that is the only way to obtain them. Mamee is hurting their own business by denying desperate individuals such as myself from purchasing online. A lot of products in my area that I rely on seem to be disappearing from shelves but manufacturer websites and personnel say that the items are still in production...just not in my area (and I live just a few minutes outside Lansing - the capital of the state of Michigan - one of the 50 United States - for crying out loud).

To put a programming spin on this: Web developers should try to target the food industry to encourage e-commerce expansions to their websites. Don't just tell people about the product...let them buy it online at an understandably slightly higher cost and then tack on shipping and handling onto that. Or perhaps some sort of agreement with to streamline the process. The first site I ran into that did anything like I expected of a food manufacturer with a website was Bigelow Teas. You have to buy a minimum of several packages (bulk - roughly 100+ teabags) and pay S&H, but all of their product is on the site for purchase...including some incredibly hard-to-find teas. Bigelow has the right idea executed almost flawlessly. All food manufacturers should follow Bigelow's example. (And, BTW, kudos to whoever the web designer was that authored the Bigelow site).